Full Shitty Driving Blanket

Who doesn't love some wrecked Wank Tanks? Psychopaths. That's who. If you're a clanker hater and want to celebrate the demise of these absolutely abhorrent polygonal disasters, this is the blanket for you! All images were sourced from real crashes involving real life EVtardation in action. Send in photos with this product for a chance to be featured on the @CyberFridge_Hateclan Instagram page!

Thanks so much for the support. Every product sold on this site goes to the valiant cause of keeping this movement going, and without y'all we'd never be here in the first place. Let's take down the Dumpster Captains together!